Radioactive Dip Dye T-Shirt

For a long time, we've been trying to find a way of paying homage to the world's greatest fruit, the watermelon. It turns out that it's actually pretty difficult to get dyed stripes across a shirt, but we feel that it was worth the effort.

We did have to use a few Uranium isotopes¹ to get it to work, but hey - when something's worth doing, it's worth doing properly.

• 100% Cotton


• Made in USA


• Guaranteed Uranium-free

¹This never happened, please don't call the FBI