Radioactive Dip Dye T-Shirt

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For a long time, we've been trying to find a way of paying homage to the world's greatest fruit, the watermelon. It turns out that it's actually pretty difficult to get dyed stripes across a shirt, but we feel that it was worth the effort.

We did have to use a few Uranium isotopes¹ to get it to work, but hey - when something's worth doing, it's worth doing properly.


  • 100% Cotton

  • Made in USA

  • Guaranteed Uranium-free


¹This never happened, please don't call the FBI