For a long time, we’ve been trying to find a way of paying homage to the world’s greatest fruit, the watermelon. It turns out that it’s actually pretty difficult to get dyed stripes across a shirt, but we feel that it was worth the effort.
We did have to use a few Uranium isotopes¹ to get it to work, but hey – when something’s worth doing, it’s worth doing properly.
- 100% Cotton
- Made in USA
- Guaranteed Uranium-free
¹This never happened, please don’t call the FBI