Once upon a time, mermaids were a common sight on coastlines worldwide. You could barely throw a stone on a beach without hitting Daryl Hannah, Ariel and those ones from the Pirates of the Caribbean films.
However, possibly due to a rise in sushi intake and trawl fishing in general, mermaids have been disappearing at a rapid pace all over the globe. Investigators find only scales and discarded seashell bras, and no one knows where all the mermaids have gone. Sadly, some fear the worst, and we at JIMMY’Z feel something needs to be done. Now, you can show your support for the mermaids by wearing this T-shirt; 126% of all profits from it go to the Save The Mermaids Now! organisation¹ to lead an investigation into their dwindling numbers.
JIMMY’Z: Raising the visibility of important issues since 1984.
- 100% Cotton
- Made in USA
- Daryl Hannah approved²
¹this may or may not be a lie
²this definitely is a lie